Wednesday, July 29, 2009


I am still in a condition as said title. Been pretty busy with crazy life events, but hopefully will continue tapping away for your general amusement soon.

Meanwhile, the true reason for me writing this blog post......

Something to make life easier for me, and no, I'm not explaining.

Friday, November 28, 2008

New office

I have a new office,
It is so clean.
However I can't take pictures yet
cos the server is so mean.
However I managed to snap one at the left
when she was looking to the right
So I can let you guys know bit by bit
How my new workplace is like!

Friday, November 14, 2008


Hi all - was away for a mind-crushing 6-week project that basically took everything I had to offer, including my sleep time. Never knew I could get along with just two hours of sleep a day without becoming cataclysmically (sp?) ill, but I managed it.

Have taken a couple of weeks off to recover and address other commitments that have fallen astray in the course of this project, and time to do some thinking.

Be back soon, sorry for the prolonged and uninformed hiatus.

Friday, October 3, 2008

I will Punch Him In the Raptor Balls

Quick piece of boliaoness from me. Been very goddam busy at the moment.

I could survive for 1 minute, 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Psst...Your Ass is Showing

This was taken last week. It's still there - don't know when authorities are going to remove it. Or maybe it's a weird work of art that seems to be the London rage nowadays.

Here's my bit to report on the credit crunch - bankers still love to drink even if they're not making money. Honestly guys, stop saying bankers deserve it, good for you bla bla bla. Bankers aren't great savers, they spend all their money on random crap, i.e. the rest of the economy! If they fall, you guys fall too.

Lunch during the weekend at St Paul's Cathedral.

Thursday, September 25, 2008


I've not a great track record for birthdays. Here's some I remember.

For my 21st birthday.....

I had a solitary drink with myself in a cold house in an abandoned town, emptied out as students left for holidays.... Got a huge chunk of chocolate from a fierce friend though :)

For my 22nd birthday.....

One of the few good ones, yay! One flew halfway across the world and I had cheesecake :)

For my 23rd birthday.....

I was homeless (really) cause my snake of a real-estate agent welshed on getting my apartment ready for me to move into.

I'll try and do better this year.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Movie Premiere tonight - How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Movie premiere at Leicester Square again - learnt it from the YellowCapGuy who's always at every premiere imaginable in Leicester Square.

Watch it happen around 6pm GMT at this webcam...

I think all the main people are slated to come, Kirsten Dunst, Simon Pegg and Megan Fox.

Now most people don't believe me, but I've met Kirsten (randomly, not as a celebrity) when I was in university. I literally bumped into her at a college bar and chatted with her for a while. It was amazingly informal, no one was screaming and asking her for autographs or any of that celebrity nonsense. It was all quite chilled out - she told me she was here for a formal with a friend. I finished up with a "good for you, enjoy the rest of your evening".

Then I went outside and madly dialled people I knew in that college to come down to the bar, Kirsten Dunst is here.

No one believed me.


I thought it would be rude to snap a picture of her since she clearly wasn't in 'celebrity-mode', so instead I opted for the even ruder route of indiscreetly snapping one. The picture is in my hard disk at home, so maybe I'll get around to uploading it later.

Anyways, so yeah if you're near Leicester Square and want to see them, head on over today. And say hi to YellowCapGuy (you can see him in my pics from the SATC premiere).

Ciao, gotta go off and pretend to do something useful.