(from an actual office memo involving personal acquaintances, names changed)
Dear Jenny,
Wish to inform you that the outdoor compressor unit of the air-conditioner unit for Jim's office was stolen last week. It was hung ( fixed ) at the rear wall of the office building about approx. 12 feet above ground.
In view of this unfortunate incident, JB will proceed to acquire a new one and for the time being, we will lock the compressor to the holding bracket. Meanwhile we are discussing with Divisions 2 and 3 to design and erect a metal cage - to cage up all the compressors ( like dogs ) at the back of our building. JB has nothing but potholes, ah-longs (edit: translated - loan sharks), muggers, thieves, car-jackers, and rapists.
Please be informed.
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