Memo to all from HR.

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!!

@ PRISON	@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @ PRISON	you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office @ WORK
you get three meals a day fully paid for @ PRISON	you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ WORK
you get time off for good behavior	you get more work for good behavior
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ PRISON	@ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself @ WORK
you can watch TV and play games @ PRISON	you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ WORK
you get your own toilet @ PRISON	you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat @ WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit @ PRISON	you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ WORK
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ PRISON	you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ WORK
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out	you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens	@ WORK they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check blogs.