Saturday, April 12, 2008

Memo to all from HR.

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!!




@ PRISON



@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle /office

@ WORK
you get three meals a day fully paid for


@ PRISON
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ WORK
you get time off for good behavior
you get more work for
good behavior
@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you


@ PRISON
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself

@ WORK
you can watch TV and play games


@ PRISON
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ WORK
you get your own toilet


@ PRISON
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat

@ WORK
they allow your family and friends to visit


@ PRISON
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ WORK
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required



@ PRISON
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ WORK
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called managers

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check blogs.

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